2 definitions by jvongrill
The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
by jvongrill August 5, 2008
When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?
Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
by jvongrill August 5, 2008