Definitions by jvongrill
Diarrheafit
When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?
Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
Diarrheafit by jvongrill September 29, 2008
shit bumps
The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
shit bumps by jvongrill September 29, 2008