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shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.
Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!
by jvongrill September 29, 2008
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Diarrheafit

When you have diarrhea so bad that you sweat and have goosebumps for hours. Cannot leave home, let alone the toilet.
Julie: Dude, are you coming out tonight or not?

Emily: Na man, I've got the diarrheafit's so bad I can't get off the pot.
by jvongrill September 29, 2008
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