Definitions by IamWaterWeight

Pokéwalk

To go for a "walk" by playing Pokémon GO and being oblivious to reality.

Hey Tim, check out that douche going for a Pokéwalk right into traffic.

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When an individual comes to the explosive realization that something has gone very terribly wrong.

Remember that time we gave John that laxative, then he went to give a speech, and it took him a while to diarrhealize what was about to happen?

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