diaflukis 

to take a diarrhea

i just took a big fat diaflukis!

diaflukis by i am the heavenly godess January 27, 2012

Diaflukis of the Blowhole

A slang term for diarrhea. This is a more polite way to tell people that you've got the squirts.

My girlfriend told me she had diaflukis of the blowhole, so I knew sex was off the table for tonight.

Diaflukis of the Blowhole by Seagulls are slightly better January 8, 2018

diflunisal 

Most perfect guy you can ever meet. He's the best at Xbox, and hella nice. Their should be more guys like him in the world

Person1: "I need a diflunisal in my life"
Person2: "girl I feel you, everyone needs some diflunisal in his life"

diflunisal by Nessla November 3, 2013

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016