dgrabbing

Short for Dick-Grabbing. so-called ass-kissing. Giving a handjob for your meal ticket

A: Fuck! That intern kid over there is making Jason a cup of tea?

B: He does want the job badly huh?
A: Jee! he's dgrabbing again!
B: I can literally see Jason's cock.

dgrabbing by ch4n9#49ers September 19, 2016

Cake Grabbing 

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

Cake Grabbing by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

groin-grabbingly good 

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

groin-grabbingly good by jazzriff October 14, 2005

grabbing a chocolate bar 

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

grabbing a chocolate bar by Uncle Dimma January 8, 2015

Grabbing a Slice 

The unwanted act of smothering someone with the whole penis and scrotum. A modified variation of a teabag.

While passed out, Adrian Zmed was grabbing a slice along with being scribbled upon and antiqued.

Grabbing a Slice by DA February 23, 2005

Dabbing 

Dabbing (1) - Vaporizing concentrated marijuana, usually in the form of wax or hash, by placing it on an extremely hot metal object called a nail and inhaling the vapors produced. The nail is usually heated via blowtorch. Inhaling this harsh and concentrated form of marijuana often causes one to cry and wipe one's tears away while coughing and passing a bong.

Dabbing (2) - Performing the dance move characterized by raising an elbow and tucking one's head toward that elbow while raising and extending the opposite arm behind. This dance move is often seen while dabbing (1) since the dabber immediately coughs into his inner arm and wipes his or her tears away while passing a bong. See attached .gif image.

(1) She is super stoned from dabbing.
(2) He is dabbing because he is super stoned.

Dabbing by Pap¡ September 21, 2016

Dabbing 

Evidence that humanity can evolve backwards

Oh god...

Its happening.

They're dabbing.

Dabbing by CXN November 28, 2016