A certified dumbass with daddy issues, Deziray tends to make dumb choices no matter where they go. They're often seen with dark circles, some odd hair colour after a mental breakdown, and some sort of quirky clothing item. They often pretend to be worried and care but they are most likely a sociopath.
Kyle: "Did you hear about Chad? I heard he got some hardcore coochie last night from Sarah."
Jake: "Forget about Chad, did you see Deziray today? Her hairs blue again."
Kyle: "Wasn't it green yesterday?"
Jake: "What a Deziray thing to do."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).