A chip/transmitter for diabetic
people that implants into their body and measures information like blood sugar and other things. Although I have a suspicion that it makes the
person WIFI/ Bluetooth compatible and can connect to the
internet.
Me: Hey Jared, is that Dexcom supposed to make you
WIFI compatible?
Jared: No! It’s supposed to measure my blood sugar!
Me: Huh, I can’t connect my
phone to you. You need to update your
software.
Jared: SHUT UP!