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devil's punch 

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.
"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.
devil's punch by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016
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The devil's tounge punch 

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.
My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!

Devil's Punchbowl 

Simultaneous golden showers occurring while partners are in the 69 positon.
We had to go so bad that our 69 turned into a Devil's Punchbowl.
Devil's Punchbowl by Punchbowl Pete December 11, 2011

Devil's Punchbowl 

When two dudes take turns fucking a girls asshole, one stroke at at time, rapidly.
Me and Rebecca were fucking doggy, and Devin walked into the room and wanted to join, so we started a Devil's Punchbowl
Devil's Punchbowl by HenchWench December 21, 2018

Devil's Punchbowl

A common schoolyard story originating from Surrey and surrounding areas, a sexual position whereby which a man sits on a aquarium and a lady does a handstand in front of him while he munches her box and he is shitting and wacking off.

'The devil' is created by the feet of the woman
Man: I think we need to try something new.
Lady: what about the Devil's Punchbowl?

DEVIL'S PINCH 

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.
fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.

Devils Punch Hole 

When a cougar eats your ass until you die.
"Hey Bob, did you hear how Johnny died? He got a devils Punch Hole. That lucky bastard."
Devils Punch Hole by TD223344 October 27, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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