deushcock 

a shithead (see deushbag)

You fucking deushcock!

deushcock by Bill Baker December 30, 2003

dustcock 

A penis-shaped insignia, inscribed onto a dust-covered motor vehicle using one's finger.

Let's draw a dustcock on Basil's car!

dustcock by 2bli2 February 29, 2008

Dustcock 

The drawing of a classic text book-style penis graphic onto a dust-laiden motor vehicle. Usually done by hand using the forefinger or middle finger.

* That car is so filthy, someone has drawn dustcocks all over it!

* I need to wash my car, its so dirty, someone has dustcocked the bonnet

Dustcock by Jonez CoId March 3, 2008

duchcock 

1 Someone who is a complete asshole but doesn't realize it yet
2 A name for someone who is a bitch

John your being a duchcock

That that guy is a duchcock

duchcock by Rick Fisher July 4, 2008

doushcock 

A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.

I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!

doushcock by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011

deskcock

A cock on a desk. You can use it for a quick masturbation while on work.

Hey sis, I got an deskcock.
Don't call me sis, I am you boss, you'er fired.

deskcock by lolboy_30000 February 23, 2021

deshlocked 

tr. v: To lose ones virginity to a member of the clergy.

I heard that James was deshlocked back when he was in the choir.

deshlocked by bobaganootch February 24, 2005