A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.

I saw this toothless drunk guy trying to hit on this girl at the breeze. I wonder if that doushcock's rhetoric ever works.

Ever watch jersey shore? what a bunch of doushcocks!

doushcock by GTL_TODAY February 18, 2011

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deskcock

A cock on a desk. You can use it for a quick masturbation while on work.

Hey sis, I got an deskcock.
Don't call me sis, I am you boss, you'er fired.

deskcock by lolboy_30000 February 23, 2021

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deshlocked

tr. v: To lose ones virginity to a member of the clergy.

I heard that James was deshlocked back when he was in the choir.

deshlocked by bobaganootch February 24, 2005

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