deushcock
You fucking deushcock!
deushcock by Bill Baker December 30, 2003
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Dustcock
The drawing of a classic text book-style penis graphic onto a dust-laiden motor vehicle. Usually done by hand using the forefinger or middle finger.
* That car is so filthy, someone has drawn dustcocks all over it!
* I need to wash my car, its so dirty, someone has dustcocked the bonnet
* I need to wash my car, its so dirty, someone has dustcocked the bonnet
Dustcock by Jonez CoId March 3, 2008
duchcock
duchcock by Rick Fisher July 4, 2008
doushcock
A major reject. Generally this person has a much higher projected opinion of themselves than anyone else. Doushcocks come in many variets. Some have missing teeth and poor general hygene while others spend hours on their orange tans and over gelled haircuts. A doushcock is always happy to tell you how cool he or she is but in general is a loser. This syndrome has likely developed through years of being picked on as a child or some other family issues as a child such as not being held enough or being held too much.
deskcock
deskcock by lolboy_30000 February 23, 2021
deshlocked
deshlocked by bobaganootch February 24, 2005
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
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