deskcock

A cock on a desk. You can use it for a quick masturbation while on work.

Hey sis, I got an deskcock.
Don't call me sis, I am you boss, you'er fired.

by lolboy_30000 February 23, 2021

Deskjockey

A person who has no abilities outside of there cushy office job. Often these folks have more education credentials than actual sense and wander through life on there college degrees.

That Deskjockey only looks good on paper.

by vtr1000 August 7, 2011