dettweiler

the most sexiest last name a guy could ever have

wow he sure looks like a dettweiler

by hey it'smeeee May 17, 2018

the detwiler

after the guy cums while the woman is riding him. she then scoots up above his stomach, swiggles her hips, and lets the jizz fall and pool into his belly button.

dude, this hot chick totally pulled the detwiler on me last night.

by still not funny February 2, 2010

Detweiler's Paradox

To genuinely accept a future negative outcome as fact only to be proven wrong.

"I did nothing to ensure I was going to pass this test. I should have failed. Another instance of Detweiler's Paradox in action."

by @gabek December 22, 2008

Dylan Detwiler

Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.

Dylan Detwiler I can't put on my boots, theirs puss on my toe

by Bringeroftruth063021 August 16, 2021

Detwiler

Huge penis great at sex super funny

Detwiler gives the best sex

by Eyebolt October 8, 2019

Logan Detwiler

A man in possession of a majestic beard. He patrols the land with his faithful steed, Sleipnir, in search of good deeds to do and peace for his people. A keeper of the flame of eternal wisdom, he fights for the freedom of his bretherin.

None shall break his spirit!

"I hope Logan Detwiler comes soon so I may give him my body" - Every woman ever.

by The Hashsliningmasher September 11, 2012

Detweiler's Paradox

Something that only one person would know the definition to. Anybody else would simply be scrollin around Urbandictionary.com and click on random stuff and read the first defintion to this word and be like: "What... The... Fuck?" and then they'd go hump (or ump) a teddy bear or something because the word Detweiler's Paradox is so erotic.

Nobody knows what it means, they only use it because it'll make them sound really really nerdy and nerds always get the girls as it was shown in revenge of the nerds when the nerds were looking at cheerleader's boobs.

Moral of the story is that ninjas are cooler than pirates.

Jason: "According to Detweiler's Paradox, the internal link between bigfoot and pirates is that both bigfoot and pirates can fly! Eureka!!! My overly enlarged penis is celebrating!"

Erin: "Hey Jason, you ever try decaffeinated coffee? You probably need to lay off the monster too."

Jason: "Don't worry I got that phrase from the inner bowels of my butthole. Otherwise known as Urbandictionary.

by Ninja J January 2, 2009