Detwiler 

Huge penis great at sex super funny

Detwiler gives the best sex

Detwiler by Eyebolt October 8, 2019

Detwiler 

Extremely small penis with large amounts of syphilis. Like to let women have sex with him. King shit stirrer. Loves to be pegged by Wesley’s

Detwiler has an acorn penis.

Detwiler by BrownFrown June 18, 2019

the detwiler 

after the guy cums while the woman is riding him. she then scoots up above his stomach, swiggles her hips, and lets the jizz fall and pool into his belly button.

dude, this hot chick totally pulled the detwiler on me last night.

the detwiler by still not funny February 2, 2010

Dylan Detwiler 

Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.

Dylan Detwiler I can't put on my boots, theirs puss on my toe

Dylan Detwiler by Bringeroftruth063021 August 16, 2021

Logan Detwiler 

A man in possession of a majestic beard. He patrols the land with his faithful steed, Sleipnir, in search of good deeds to do and peace for his people. A keeper of the flame of eternal wisdom, he fights for the freedom of his bretherin.

None shall break his spirit!

"I hope Logan Detwiler comes soon so I may give him my body" - Every woman ever.

Logan Detwiler by The Hashsliningmasher September 11, 2012

Detweiler's Paradox 

To genuinely accept a future negative outcome as fact only to be proven wrong.

"I did nothing to ensure I was going to pass this test. I should have failed. Another instance of Detweiler's Paradox in action."

Detweiler's Paradox by @gabek December 22, 2008

AutoPro Detailers 

The greatest car wash I've ever used is AutoPro Detailers.

John- "Hey dude, why are so many people staring at your car?"

Jim- "AutoPro Detailers bro. They made this thing look so nice."

John- "No way! That's why it's so insanely clean? How do I get one?"

Jim- "Yeah man, go to www.autoprodetailers.com to schedule yours. It only took me like 30 seconds to book and they came out to my house. Best $69 I've ever spent."

AutoPro Detailers by imnotjules November 26, 2020