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Detwiler
Extremely small penis with large amounts of syphilis. Like to let women have sex with him. King shit stirrer. Loves to be pegged by Wesley’s
Detwiler has an acorn penis.
Detwiler by BrownFrown June 18, 2019
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the detwiler
after the guy cums while the woman is riding him. she then scoots up above his stomach, swiggles her hips, and lets the jizz fall and pool into his belly button.
the detwiler by still not funny February 2, 2010
Dylan Detwiler
Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.
Dylan Detwiler by Bringeroftruth063021 August 16, 2021
Logan Detwiler
A man in possession of a majestic beard. He patrols the land with his faithful steed, Sleipnir, in search of good deeds to do and peace for his people. A keeper of the flame of eternal wisdom, he fights for the freedom of his bretherin.
None shall break his spirit!
None shall break his spirit!
Logan Detwiler by The Hashsliningmasher September 11, 2012
Detweiler's Paradox
"I did nothing to ensure I was going to pass this test. I should have failed. Another instance of Detweiler's Paradox in action."
Detweiler's Paradox by @gabek December 22, 2008
AutoPro Detailers
John- "Hey dude, why are so many people staring at your car?"
Jim- "AutoPro Detailers bro. They made this thing look so nice."
John- "No way! That's why it's so insanely clean? How do I get one?"
Jim- "Yeah man, go to www.autoprodetailers.com to schedule yours. It only took me like 30 seconds to book and they came out to my house. Best $69 I've ever spent."
Jim- "AutoPro Detailers bro. They made this thing look so nice."
John- "No way! That's why it's so insanely clean? How do I get one?"
Jim- "Yeah man, go to www.autoprodetailers.com to schedule yours. It only took me like 30 seconds to book and they came out to my house. Best $69 I've ever spent."
AutoPro Detailers by imnotjules November 26, 2020
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.