DeTerpify

The process of completely rebuilding your network after someone who knows just enough to completely bork it, then disappear.

It took me 6 months and tens of thousands of dollars to DeTerpify my network.

by LivingTheISPDream September 20, 2022

deterpify

The process of needing to rebuild your network after someone who knows almost enough cowboys shit and creates an outage.

I had to deterpify my network after the pedophile broke my shit and i had over 1000 customers offline

by ifixnetworks September 20, 2022

detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detectify

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

Detensify

To reduce the tension of any situation by any means necessary

After watching the shower scene of The Covanant I had to detensify with a shower of my own. *Wink Wink*

by Rezmie May 24, 2009

decrepify

To somehow make an object, idea, or person decrepit.

Using flash photography will decrepify the artwork.

by Terrence E. Newberry March 29, 2005

denerdify

The act of striping a nerd (social or otherwise) of their status as a nerd, in respects such as appearance, behavior, and in really successful cases, of their nerdish beliefs.

Ger.:denerdification

Ex: "Yeah, we're taking Susie to the market to get some normal clothes. We're attempting to denerdify her."

Ex: "Albert's denerdification process is failing miserably."

by Elizabeth Levinson December 9, 2008