Datextify

Detextify is the philosophy and art of dating by texting.

Datextify if you feel you are not ready to meet her. It gives you an opportunity to make a preliminary assessment before the first meeting.

by OG Crack December 1, 2024

detextify

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detectify

v. The art of gathering information necessary to determine the best course of action. From detegere (uncover) and fy, from ficere (to do or make).

Upon entering a social gathering, public arena or new environment one should detectify the surroundings in order to heighten the social or business experience.

by Social I.Q. Lady February 11, 2010

Detectify

The act of detectification. usually dealing with trying to figure out if someone is a man or a woman.

I detectify from my detectification agency 'hawk-Livingstone detectivate' with the aid of my partner in (solving) crime, our sexy French secretary and our lovable but lazy dog scooter.

by cabaretnoise November 5, 2009