Detesting
Detesting by WatchMeFail July 4, 2010
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deleting later
deleting later by Dumbfoundead September 17, 2015
Dettingen
A large slum like area that is inhabited by inbreds who are highly disliked by most in the surrounding community.
Dettingen by Bigmanting4 March 2, 2020
Defecting The Children
used after one has had a skateboard, bicycle or rail smash into ones testicals, causing great amounts of pain, in some cases vomiting and even "broken balls disorder"
"Mark really Defected his children on that missed double peg"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
"My brother defected the children after he tried a gardflip over a rail we spent 4 fucking hours in the hostipal"
Defecting The Children by Torrance Dodge September 4, 2005
Metal Detecting
Metal Detecting. It's only March and already this year I have found $18 in change, 3 silver rings, 2 14K gold rings and a diamond and sapphire engagement ring that I recently sold for $875.00. Yay me!
Metal Detecting by Davydone March 6, 2009
detestimonial
detestimonial by h.g.Whiz January 30, 2009
thumb detecting nut fucker
The right tool for every job.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Sometimes erroneously called a crescent wrench.
If you have nuts that need rounded off or a hand that needs fresh blood blisters, lay your mitts upon this tool and go to town. You'll come up with curse words never before uttered in the history of mankind as the wrench slips, mashing your hand into something hard and unforgiving.
Fellow 1: What happened to your hand?
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
Fellow 2: Tried to open a jar with the thumb detecting nut fucker.
Fellow 1: Say no more.
thumb detecting nut fucker by J.Agnew November 6, 2017
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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