detax 

Getting rid of taxes

I would detax taxes

detax by Gusvcydjv March 22, 2016

dopamine detox 

During a dopamine detox, a person avoids dopamine triggers for a set period of time — anywhere from an hour to several days.

The dopamine detox requires a person to avoid any kind of arousal, specifically from pleasure triggers. Anything that stimulates dopamine production is off-limits throughout the detox.

Ideally, by the end of the detox, a person will feel more centered, balanced, and less affected by their usual dopamine triggers. Allowing them to pursue their goals with minimal distraction

Hey alan: im doing a dopamine detox so I can become a successful online dropshipper and not have my mind on boobs

Alan: dude I told you to stop watching Andrew Tate videos It's just a phase...

dopamine detox by Rapidshark112 April 21, 2023

detoxt

to refrain from texting due to severe abuse

I haven’t accomplished a thing at work all week from texting. I need to detoxt for awhile.

detoxt by jigglemesac March 13, 2009

detextify 

The act to decipher drunk texts for sober people while drunk.

Original text : "I did indeedw gnin thru da car wa7h nfw cuz u made me drink"

Drunk conversion: "Need me to detextify? 'I did indeed. I'm going through the car wash now because you made me drink'"

detextify by IMTheStig11 November 29, 2009

Detextive 

The morning after a hard night of partying when one has to go through their text messages and piece together the activities from the night before. Taking the text clues and putting together what happened.

"Dude! I have to do some detextive work, I woke up this morning with a naked picture from a stranger!"

"After some detextive work I realized I slept in a bush for 2 hours and then walked to Rite-Aid alone."

Detextive by Furk Busch May 26, 2009

Detachable Penis 

A song about a dildo by King Missle.
It doesn't even rhyme, it's just a guy telling a whole story about losing and finding his "detachable penis" with people chanting "detachable penis" in the background.

If you don't believe me just look at these lyrics.

Sometimes people tell me to get it permanently attached, but, I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass... I like having a detachable penis.

Detachable Penis by Tikibarberfan March 1, 2010

digital detox

Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.

To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.

digital detox by quesondriac August 28, 2013