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The Destitutioner 

Executioner of the destitute. The Destitutioner can be your hired gun for an array of homeless people problems, from those that simply beg for change to the windshield washer type that use filthy newspaper to "earn" that pay. Manner of bum death is the employer's choice, and the destitutioner will either urinate or defecate - or both - on the departed at no extra charge!
Mr. Morgan: God dammit, I am sick and tired of that corner derelict always nagging me for my hard-earned money. I wish there was a way to permanently rid him from society.
Mr. Morgan's co-worker: Hire the Destitutioner. Trust me, you will never be hassled for another dime by that waste of life again.
The Destitutioner by sciflyer.25 February 4, 2013

destitution

Many people in Peru are left in Destitution because of Natural Disasters.
destitution by s3xiiTiiNk November 19, 2007

Destarvation

To go from a life of starvation to a life of living
When the potato first entered Europe it led to destarvation
Destarvation by Dr. Destarvation September 29, 2020

destarvation

To go from a life if starvation to a life of living
When the potato entered Europe it led to destarvation.
destarvation by Dr. Destarvation September 29, 2020
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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