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Deskicle
Compound of the two words "desk" and "cubicle". A work cubicle or desk that feels much like a prison.
Every day I slave away at my deskicle makin' money for a white man.
I hate the way everyone can see how I'm on Facebook all day long at my deskicle.
Our office is so cheap they can't afford cubicles; all we get is 2 walls and a deskicle.
I hate the way everyone can see how I'm on Facebook all day long at my deskicle.
Our office is so cheap they can't afford cubicles; all we get is 2 walls and a deskicle.
Deskicle by BitterBethy April 16, 2009
Deskticle
The newer variation of a cubicle that uses one desk connected so that you and a co-worker share. It is supposed to improve communication, but is really just a more annoying cubicle because your coworker sits too close to you and you have no privacy but you still work in a cubicle. Meltdowns are likely when deskticle is shared with an annoying person or especially a loud talker.
I just got done organizing my deskticle but it was a waste of time because all of Dan's shit just migrates over to my side after a day.
Deskticle by Brockotaco January 26, 2009
Desicle
An office compartment that's more than a desk, but less than a cubicle. It's the modern working environment's attempt to give you privacy while saving money and space by only giving you half walls around your desk.
Desticle
Go back to your desticle and do some work, jackass.
I hate my desticle. Everyone walks by and cropdusts me.
Can't I get a real cubicle instead of this stupid damned desticle.
I hate my desticle. Everyone walks by and cropdusts me.
Can't I get a real cubicle instead of this stupid damned desticle.
Desticle by Retardicus Maximus May 3, 2011
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