desousa

Desousa's are kind and sweet at first. Getting to know them more, they will become combative in your interests. They are emotionally, people smart and almost always gay. Yep, always homosexual. Never met a straight desousa.

Be nice to Desousa's or see "Dirty Desousa"

You see that couple over there?

Yeah, she's a total Desousa.

by Acorn Actual May 30, 2021

dirty desousa

A donkey punch dirty sanchez combo.

"I dirty desousa'd her last night!"
"She kinda liked it!"

by Deseronto Mafia February 9, 2005

dirty desousa

A dirty sanchez followed by a slap across the face

Glenn from next door just gave yasmin a dirty desousa on the drive way now she's got a pooey nose bleed all over the lot.

by RodnizzleUperkizzle February 17, 2009

Michael DeSousa

absolute G epic gamer dont mess w him or tommy gbur will sit on you he doesnt have ligma

normal human: he is literally god

Michael Desousa- cool guy

by JJ Swags May 28, 2019

desausagefestification

the act of balancing the girl/guy ratio of a location or situation by adding more women to the equation

"I see the boss is desausagefestifying the office, those new employees are mostly female"

"Rugby is such a boys' club, it needs a good dose of desausagefestification"

by schottegon October 21, 2011

Luis de Sousa

A very nice person with good values, morals and is very trustworthy. He is very good looking with dark hair, dark eyes and a picture perfect smile. If you are friends with Luis he will be loyal to you until the end of time as long as you pay him the same loyal respect. He is strong, sexy and a wonderful father.

Everyone needs a Luis de Sousa in their lives!

by honeytime February 4, 2010

De Sousa

(De Su Za)

Verb

1. to go back on a confirmed arrangement, appointment, plan or agreement. "She has De Sousa'ed on her promise."

2. to be the victim of a a person who broke their arrangement with you. "Alex didn't show up to your birthday after she confirmed? You've been De Sousa'ed!"

Noun

2. a person who lacks ability to follow through on confirmed plans or arrangements. "Sarah wont show again tonight, she's such a De Sousa."

Verb Phrases

3. De Sousa Style

a. to make reference of mimicking a persons habit of reneging on commitments. "Ohhh I'm not going to that party tonight, De Sousa Style"

1."She has De Sousa'ed on her promise."
2."Alex didn't show up to your birthday after she confirmed? You've been De Sousa'ed!"
3."Sarah wont show again tonight, she's such a De Sousa."
4. "Ohhh I'm not going to that party tonight, De Sousa Style"

by PANCEP3 May 17, 2011