desker 

a desk or a dresser. or a two in one. desk-err.

its in the drawer of my desker

desker by super rachel October 27, 2007

Upper Desker 

When your co-worker is feeling down and you shit on his/her desk to cheer them up.

1. Juan was overcome with sadness, so I offered to give him an upper desker.

2. After giving Cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories.

Upper Desker by Hitokiri_Dan July 20, 2011

Tech Desker 

Some who sets up a mini Tech Deck Skating object, such as a box, ramp or book for tech decking on your computer desk so he/she has something to do while waiting for a web page to load or for an IM response. He/She will make a lot of loud smacking sounds on the computer desk with the tech deck.

Billy was being a full on Tech Desker last night while waiting for the newest Fall Out Boy song to download on limewire.

Tech Desker by ProduceMaster March 26, 2009

Upper Desker 

The act of pooping on an upper tier of a multi-tiered desk.

Sheila was being a huge bitch today so I waited until everyone left the office and gave her an upper desker

Upper Desker by Shitstorm15 October 21, 2010

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Deckerstar 

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over

Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!

Deckerstar by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019

Deeker 

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.

P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker

Deeker by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016