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deskercise

A short, vigorous, unstructured workout performed to the beat of uptempo, energetic music. Usually done while seated at one's desk.Designed to give cubicle dwellers and other desk jockeys a quick sanity break and a chance to recharge their minds.
Dude1: I'm so stressed over this 3rd quarter strategic D9xc logistic analysis project.
Dude2: You need a deskercise break. Check out this P-Funk jam. Just don't fall our of your chair.
by SerennaT April 22, 2011
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Deskraiser

An exceptional type of erection/boner often induced by the internet which raises your desk by around 1-2 inches.
When Ringham turns on the internet its usually only 5 minutes before something gives him a deskraiser. Can often be attributed to midget porn and or Emma Watson.
by eddbutter March 12, 2013
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