deschene
Deschene is a huge jerk all the time and usually doesnt have any friends because of it,and deschene usually has a very small dong that won't give you any pleasure
deschene by Smallppguy May 19, 2018
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The Deschanel Ruling
The ruling allowing men to watch films and/or television shows that would normally be defined 'girly' IF the show contains an extremely hot female lead
Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Named after Zoey Deschanel, specifically the show 'New Girl', which is acceptable to be watched by men under the Deschanel Ruling
Ryan: Is that New Girl you've got on? Mate, that's for women!
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!
Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
Matt: I call the Deschanel Ruling, she is so hot!
Brett: Fancy watching a film?
Ash: How about John Tucker Must Die? Deschanel Ruling cos I would definitely tap Brittany Snow
The Deschanel Ruling by Master Procrastinator February 10, 2013
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Zooey Deschanel
Full name: Zooey Claire Deschanel.
An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.
An amazingly talented actress who enjoys, and is very good at, singing jazz as well as playing the ukelele and piano. Very stunning and definitely unique, stars in films such as Failure to Launch and Elf. Zooey is funny, quirky and smart. As a youngster she used to travel the world with her father, who is also involved in the film industry.
Zooey Deschanel by Summer-Jayde January 15, 2008
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zooey deschanel by H.L. November 17, 2006
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Zooey Deschanel by Zooeyclaire March 14, 2010
Deschanel
She is has a nice personality,funny,a loyal friend,caring,and lovable.She is very aggressive but she is amazing. If you are friends with her keep her forever.She loves cuddles and very clingy. She loves dogs and cats.
Dude:Hey Deschanel.
Deschanel:wassup
Dude:Thanks for being a good friend .
Deschanel:No problem dude
Deschanel:wassup
Dude:Thanks for being a good friend .
Deschanel:No problem dude
Deschanel by ARandomDude_856 October 28, 2019
Deschaneling
Derived from the actress Zooey Deschanel:
De·scha·nel·ing
Intense use of eyes in a popped-open bug-eyed stare to make the other person feel less than yourself. The aim is to put the other into a beautified trance, masking your insecurity, and making the other person feel like they are being put on the spot, in turn taking the social pressure and anxiety off of yourself.
De·scha·nel·ing
Intense use of eyes in a popped-open bug-eyed stare to make the other person feel less than yourself. The aim is to put the other into a beautified trance, masking your insecurity, and making the other person feel like they are being put on the spot, in turn taking the social pressure and anxiety off of yourself.
I was telling her the storying in a calm and relaxed manner, but she was totally deschaneling me for no reason at all.
Deschaneling by anddsbur October 15, 2014
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