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Someone who is too silly or goofy for this world.
Guy:How are you doing today?
Me: POTATO!
Guy: Derpp...
derpp by SuperDerpp October 20, 2017
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depphead 

a person who greatly enjoys the music, movies, art, speakings and friends of Johnny Depp and particularly his genius and marvellous quirks.
See *deadhead*
(see it can also be used in a non sexual way)
She was reading a Kerouac book like a true depphead.
depphead by Idzy April 16, 2005
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The Derp Crew 

A group of Youtubers which come together to create videos

Chilled Chaos/CriousGamers - Very deceptive, and a floozy, plays tons of variety games.
ZeRoyalViking - Chilled's bitch, and science nerd, does some indies to major titles.
GaLmHD/Sondoman - Great at most games like FPS, story driven games, salty at Mario Kart.
tehsmarty/Smarticus - The chilled out derp of the group, also impulse decisions.
TomFawkes - Supreme god at Mario Kart. Good at voice acting, and playthroughs
AphexArcade - Competitive player, he has his shit macro'd, and is also the shortest.
Person 1: Did you see The Derp Crew's new session of Uno!
Person 2: Yeah, it's also ironic that Aphex didn't get any green cards.
The Derp Crew by Fakkutian January 20, 2017

derp gun 

Derp Gun - A gun that causes a lot of damage with one shot, usually having a very long reload time and low penetration. Usually associated with short, High-caliber guns that load HE. Artillery guns are not considered derps (e.g. the 'derp gun' on the USSR tank KV-2).
The joy of the derp gun, is like the joy of s*x, but with explosions.
derp gun by Slagger42 May 16, 2014

Johnny Depp 

The most magnificent and most talented actor that has put on excessive, unique roles that he plays perfectly. You might know him as Willy Wonka, Edward Scissorhands, Rango, The Madhatter, Jack Sparrow and many more characters that have probably popped up in your childhood at one point. Johnny Depp is an articulated man with a humble personality who loves what he does. Later in his life he would wrongly marry Amber Heard whom had so much pride in saying he had abused her both emotionally and physically in their relationship. After filing their divorce, Johnny claims she had been the abuse the whole time and do I believe him? Absolutely. Even Winona Ryder, his EX had said the accusations were hardly believable and she had claimed that Johnny was NEVER violent in their relationship. An audio recording of a private moment between Johnny and Heard reveals that she was the abuser the entire time. I really hope that she gets fired from her role in aquaman and Johnny gets his role back in Pirates of the Caribbean, a character he truly loved playing before he was fired from false accusations. In conclusion, Johnny Depp is a good man and I never believed he would ever put hands on a woman and you shouldn’t either. And most importantly, beware of scrum women like Amber Heard who thinks just because she is a female she can win anything against a man.
“Wow Johnny Depp is so talented! I didn’t even know who he played The Madhatter.“

“Dude he has RANGE! He can play any character beautifully.”

depphead 

1 one who is addicted to the sexiest man alive
Many women confess to being deppheads
depphead by Fritaly December 23, 2003

duke depps soap 

a soap that is very hot <3
Willy.kirbert once said:Duke depps soap looks good Today in his daily pic
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