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perkowski 

A Perkowski is a rare breed of human. Part Jew, part Polish, and part Black. When not counting money, or eating Polish sausages, a Perkowski can be seen either shooting 3 point shots or playing as Ohio State on the latest version of NCAA College Football. Do not mistake a Perkowski's cheeks for cuteness... He will steal your sausages and your money... Like the legendary Honey Badger, a Perkowski doesn't give a sh!t.
Dude, that was my sausage! Don't be a Perkowski and give it back!
perkowski by bball'n philippino June 13, 2012
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dickowski 

A hairy middle aged man that is a booze pounding, woman chasing wild man. One who is a wild card and does thing his own way, which is usually wrong and causes trouble. Also is refered to as a TL.
Ladies, if you see a Dickowski stop him and do him right away, as they are a rare breed.
dickowski by tony dickey June 18, 2008

Debrowski 

Shortened tense: Browski
- An average American Polish person from usually Chicago (especially the south side) or any northern state with a large Polish population: Usually used in a demeaning way to reference Polish people as working class.

- A term that references working class Chicagoland citizens
ex. I ain't nothing but a Diego and you ain't nothing but a debrowski from Cicero.

ex. Mike Ditka is a loved by the Debrowski working class, cause he's an average Pollack that went far and still was a stubborn asshole.
Debrowski by Bob Debrowski 2 July 16, 2009

Dorkovski 

A true gem but also a total dork - beautiful geek.

Eva Mendes/Cameron Diaz - Dorky beauties
I love her - she's such a Dorkovski
Dorkovski by FasherN September 23, 2011

domkowski 

A closet homosexual that is most likely a Chicago cubs fan
Hey i love to ski domkowski well i watch a cubs game
domkowski by hateski.com November 3, 2016

dembowski 

dembowski, if you have the name kate dembowski you better make out with the nearest kid named eamon you know
hi i’m dembowski
like the kate dembowski
yes now suck eamons nuts
okay bye
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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