depression seasons 

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

depression seasons by little gay kid March 6, 2022

seasonal depression 

depression or moodyness that comes and goes in specific time of the year or period of time.

It's october again, time for my seasonal depression

My dad died in christmas, seasonal depression is imminent.

Valentine's day hits many people with seasonal depression

seasonal depression by paulisa October 17, 2018

post season depression 

The feeling of loss that comes after watching the last available episode of a television show.

"Are you ok?"

"No. I just finished the last episode of Mad Men, and I'm suffering from post season depression...you haven't seen it you wouldn't understand."

post season depression by gap tooth grin December 11, 2009

seasonal depression 

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.

Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.

seasonal depression by M3M3life December 22, 2021

Seasonal depression 

When winter finally ends and you realize on the first sunny warm day how sad you were in the colder weather and how great the warm weather makes your mood feel.

So glad I can wear shorts again, my seasonal depression is lifted

Seasonal depression by Writergz June 3, 2018

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder 

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.

"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder by AlgernonFTW September 21, 2011

seasonal depression 

When you have finished watching the last available season of your favorite binge-watch.

I just got done watching Season 3 of OITNB and am suffering from seasonal depression.

seasonal depression by aim.e.done July 2, 2015