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deportes 

In Spanish, the word means "sports." Or so we Americans think. (We are wrong.)

It is in fact, the name of a Mexican sport. In this game, you are trying to jump the border from Mexico to America. You can do this various ways; slingshot, actually jumping, etc. If you win, congratulations! You're an illegal immigrant. However, if you loose, you are deported back to Mexico (hence the name DEPORTes.)

If you play this game, do not loose. Mexican prisons are rough.
I played a round of deportes with Gerardo, but I lost. I'm in a Mexican prison now.
deportes by Gerardoz! February 12, 2009
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Bobby The Deported Mexican 

Well, this is the nickname give to Mexicans deported out of Mexico.
El-hello-o bingos, I am Bobby The Deported Mexican! El-would-o you el-like-o tacos with your el-nachos-o? Anyway, el-bing-bong-o el-bye-o!

deportment 

1. demeanor; conduct; behavior.

2. the conduct or obedience of a child in school, as graded by a teacher.
Her reckless driving without a license was listed as a big deportment
deportment by Skater218 June 4, 2007

deported 

The accion of, to and or be fucked...
Juan Carlos Carreto.
deported by Caligula April 1, 2005

deporter 

Ew, he's such a deporter.
deporter by Goshityoself May 27, 2017

deported 

Luigi got absolutely deported on the bar crawl last night.
deported by Hobox December 27, 2022

dora the deported 

DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DEPORTED no capp diego you not safe
a autistic hispanic child gettin caught tryna cross the border- dora the deported
dora the deported by Kev1 March 3, 2021