DRM that uses half your computer's resources and fucks you over if your internet goes out. Denuvo is usually found in overpriced AAA interactable movies disguised as "games", and people who know how to crack it are either clinically insane or only crack football games.
Denver, Colorado.
Denver, and Colorado in general, is a large black hole (hence the lack of oxygen in the air), and once you've lived there long enough, you can never truly get away.
Those who move away usually end up coming back in 1-3 years, despite themselves.
*Denver has the highest alchohol consumption rate in the USA. Or something along those lines. We're all too wasted to remember exactly.