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Juan Dis Phakinat 

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

Juan Dis Phakinat 

Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
Juan Dis Phakinat: You want this nut?
Robber: Give me your or die
*cries in pain*

Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud 

Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud is the evil step-brother of Batu Khan Omaygot. Also known as "Shyd". Batu Khan didn't want him to bus with him and Kas Ambassing Omaygot, so he tried to send him a poisonous nut, though he forgot which is the poisonous and ended up dead.
Batu Khan: Dongkam... Dongkam Hardour Feelzuegud?!

dopamine slot machine 

A shit-filled web-page or something, designed to mostly addict you and suck off your precious time while you WERE looking for something else.

See also; fart porn

brawl stars 

A painfully grindy and repetitive mobile competitive game with trash balancing and unfair matchmaking. That's just the tip of the iceberg.

1. Fake multiplayer
Until your brawler reaches 500 trophies, you are more likely to be matched against bots. It makes sense because you can't see saved videos for characters with less than 500 trophies.

2. Balancing
Some "brawlers" are better than others at fighting eachother. When a character comes out they can have something overpowered until many f2p players unlock it. Example: There was a star power (unlockable power-up for level 10 and up) for the character 8-BIT that could respawn you with a forcefield and full ammo. It wasn't even fixed that quickly.

3. Gameplay
On showdown, you play with the most pay to win brawler, team up wih someone and hope they don't kill you and/or hide until 2 players/teams remain.

On 3v3, you either have friends with strong enough brawlers or hope that your teammates aren't "randumb".
Stay away from Timmy, he has 69 terabytes of brawl stars porn.
brawl stars by PoopSlave97 July 29, 2023

sonic origins 

To throw your precious money away in a dumpster while not knowing that you will be awarded with something amazing tonight.
He did some sonic origins and got some sonic superstars last night.
sonic origins by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023

Windows 11

A slight modification of Widows 10 with some more tweaks and bullshit. People use it because Microshit says it's going to be safer and more compatible in the future.

Fun Fact: On windows 7, you would go to control panel and search resolution.

On windows 11,
You go to Display Settings > Advanced Display Settings > Display Adapter Properties > List All Modes. Choose the lowest option and you may reduce your resolution even more if you go back to Display Settings > Resolution.
64gb minimum for an operating system? Let's all hope that Windows 11 fails like 8 did
Windows 11 by PoopSlave97 July 27, 2023