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Dental Hygienist

The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.
A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.
Dental Hygienist by Casey X. March 17, 2009

Dental Hygienist

The boy you can't wait to get in your mouth! With his hot instruments!

If you wanna see him every 3 months, Stop flossing!
Dental Hygienist by Male RDH February 4, 2010

Dental hygienist

The person who goes to get a Moroccan, under age, without any ID, allegedly Egypt's President Hosni Mubarak's niece, arrested on a charge of theft from the Police Station at 3 am and after calls the Italian prime minister
Berlusconi told police he was dispatching a colleague to take temporary custody of Ruby Rubacuori (Karima Keyek) should she be released. He sent Nicole Minetti, a half-English TV showgirl turned dental hygienist who reportedly caught Berlusconi's eye when she treated his teeth and was made a regional councillor for his Freedom People party in March.
Dental hygienist by ofthewind November 3, 2010

dental hygienistry 

Dental hygiene profession for first time home buyers that like fancy words.
She was a Professor of dental hygienistry.

dental hygienist

that hot chick you visit twice a year to shove instruments in your mouth and give you a free toothbrush. she knows damn well you don't "floss twice a day".
my dental hygienist says I definitely don't floss every day...how does she know?!
dental hygienist by Crystiene B. November 17, 2022

Dental hygienist

Å primary dental healthcare provider who cleans your teeth. Dental Hygienists first earn a degree, which takes 4 years. The first 2 years of college classes are the same pre-reqs as nurses; the 2nd 2 years are dental. After graduating, they must take a national written board exam, a regional practical board exam, and sometimes a state board exam, in addition to a state jurisprudence exam.
We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!
Patient: Bruh, my dental hygienist is always nagging me to floss more. It’s so annoying!
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…
Dental hygienist by SuperRDH October 6, 2025
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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