demetryous

This guy whos black, but looks oranage. He won't admit that his dad is white. He also has a ugly ass, pop-belly girlfriend Rodewald.

If my skin was any whiter, I'd pull a demetryous.

by Pudges September 16, 2004

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior

This bad ass will make you cry

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

by Yes, yes mam January 3, 2022

Demetrius

A really cute, usually black guy who loves either basketball or football, usually a player but can be loyal. Usually falls in love with girls in middle, but always has his eyes on one. He has a sense a humor, & always makes people laugh.

Yo demetrius how was football practice?

by Fleeboy88 March 20, 2015

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Demetrios

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.

Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"

by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010

demetrus

Demetrus is a name given to someone of godly decent. Derived from the name Demeter the Goddess of harvest and agriculture. It is a very unique name for a very unique person. And typically very athletic and handsome

Wow did you see Demetrus at the track meet?

by Sliim81 March 13, 2017

demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017