delock 

When you block someone and delete their number

“Dude! Delock him!”

delock by Djkz January 25, 2019

Delochinator 

A hand-operated pump and piping apparatus designed specifically for draining lochs.

Deploy the delochinator!

Delochinator by Cousin Merll June 30, 2011

demockeracy 

The current system of government in most Western countries where corporate donations and secret ballots allow private interests to determine public policy. A portmanteau of "mockery" and "democracy".

Our government isn't a democracy; it's a demockeracy, a bad political joke!

demockeracy by AdamNTM February 23, 2012

dejock 

A sexual act that will take over the shocker in popularity. It means to insert the index and middle finger of both hands back to back into a woman's vagina, then continuously curling and straightening your fingers for optimal pleasure.

Guy A: Dude, what did you do with Brittney last night?

Guy B: I took her back to my place and I dejocked her bitch ass

Guy A: Holy shit, you're a REAL man now!

dejock by UofIoglesby2 November 3, 2007

decocked

When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.

Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.

decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023

dlock 

this is my friend hes an idiot and funny he gets 16's on his tests but hes mad stupid he thinks hes cool and funny wen really everyone makes fun of him he gives everyone a boom clique stunna and hes a mentally retarded miister

i met a dumbass dlock yesterday

dlock by my buddy devon January 16, 2013

delick 

An upstart band started by a slightly emo female.

Did you see that delick last night? That lead singer rocked!

delick by delickfan January 2, 2019