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deploy
1. For example when someone snowboarding goes off a jump or just in general falls on their face and crashes huge. And you witness and then you yell, "DEPLOY!"
An other example would be when you're the passenger of a car and the driver almost hits the curve, you yell "DEPLOY!"
(These are just yelled with nothing too special.)
2. For example after you have packed a bowl and knock it over, you would then say, "deploy"
(This is said in a medium tone and when you get to the "oy" part is starts to trail off like--> DEplooyyyyy.......)
3. This would be a case when you would also say deploy, when you're about to plummet, or drop in. So just before you go you'd say, "deploy"
(This is said short and punctional.)
An other example would be when you're the passenger of a car and the driver almost hits the curve, you yell "DEPLOY!"
(These are just yelled with nothing too special.)
2. For example after you have packed a bowl and knock it over, you would then say, "deploy"
(This is said in a medium tone and when you get to the "oy" part is starts to trail off like--> DEplooyyyyy.......)
3. This would be a case when you would also say deploy, when you're about to plummet, or drop in. So just before you go you'd say, "deploy"
(This is said short and punctional.)
deploy by Jeseus H. Christ July 22, 2008
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Deploy the Slide
Over-reacting to workplace stress and quitting in a dramatic fashion. Named for the Jet Blue flight attendant Steven Slater who, after an altercation with an especially rude passenger in August 2010, cursed out the passenger, grabbed two beers and exited the plane parked on the runway via the emergency inflatable slide.
Did you hear about Mikey? He got so fed up at work today, he dropped trou and told his boss to kiss his ass! What a way to deploy the slide.
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Deploy ordinance
Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.
Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.
Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.
Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.
Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.
Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
Deploy ordinance by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011
deploy the cows
Cow 1:Ight where we landin
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!
Cow 2: Moooooooooo!
Cow 3: bruh
Cow 1: ight slaughter house it is
Cow 3: its is what it is
Cow 2: moooooooooo!
truck driver: ight deploy the cows!
deploy the cows by I LIKE UR CUT G EEEEE October 26, 2020
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