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Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019
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Dirty Docks 

noun; a place where the shawty (s) are trifling
Shawty: *trifling*
Inky: Shawty trifling! She must be from Dirty Docks.
Dirty Docks by BigBrainMan69420 June 22, 2021

Dock Baby 

An extremely sexy girl to take on your boat.
(Scientific name:Muelle Paloma) the Dock Baby is a partially migratory species, it's early life is spent in New England and once it has started to develop it leaves it's mother and father and flocks South to the beautiful waterways of Florida. The female dock babies are characterized by their tight bodies and beautiful faces. A matured dock baby usually has a fat ass and thick thighs while still keeping her tight stomach. Dock babies have long been valued as a species of major concern in the Tampa Bay area. There is a high concentration of dock babies here due to the presitegous University of Tampa, located in Florida's largest estuary. In the spring and summer months the dock babies can be found along the Hillsborough river and bay. This is their breeding season, or flocking season. Their population has decreased due to the urbanization of Tampa's waterways and illegal poaching. In the warmer temperatures the dock babies love to show of their bodies and are eager to experience their new Floridian habitat. For this reason they are extremely succeptible to poaching. The poachers or, buttsnorkler load their boats with white claws and entice the dock babies with island parties. The babies incubation period is very long and discourages most predators in the area. Also the male babies develop into frat boys and utter themselves useless to the dock babies.
Tony: yooo let's go out to the sandbar party and rage my niggas
Brodie: should I hit up some girls to ride out there with us?
Danny: Nah, the buttsnorkler is all loaded up with white claws. Let's just pick up some Dock Baby's
Brodie & Tony: DOCK BABY'S 😍
Dock Baby by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019

Cocker Docker 

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

dirty docks 

Janet fucked my husband she must be from dirty docks.

moist docking 

When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).
"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"
moist docking by The Dock Master October 26, 2015
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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