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Total Delegation Meltdown 

A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?

Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.

Serial designation J 

Serial designation J also known as J, has fought in multiple Russian wars. She served Mother Russia and is now running for president in her homeland of Russia.
Putin: hey serial designation J, i’m the president!

Serial designation J: No

serial designation n

Personality
N is kind, nervous, and also socially awkward. He always wanted to make friends or at least get accepted and acknowledged by his co-workers, which is a very hard thing to do since he's terrible at doing his job due to his good-natured, unserious, and socially awkward attitude that makes others look down on him and doubt that he can ever do something useful. This is what made him get treated as an outcast, his co-worker, and also unaware crush, Serial Designation V, never pays attention or takes any interest in him. His superior, Serial Designation J, often threatens and insults him about how worthless he is at doing his work and states that if the company one day allowed them to exterminate all the useless Murder Drones, she wouldn't hesitate to kill him.
Hi I'm serial designation n!

Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

Dogligations 

The need to return to one's home at the same time every day in order to walk and feed one's pets.
I'll catch up with you guys at the bar, I gotta meet my dogligations first.
Dogligations by DrewChicago August 14, 2009

serial designation n

N is a friendly character despite his job. Despite this, he's entirely capable of hunting down people and has been shown to have great skill in doing so.

"I'm Disassembly Drone N. I love three things: Dog stuff, m ̱͓̪͔̻͌̐u̴̬̻̳̘͐̃̀̑̓͆͝ṟ ̡̢̖̮͖́d ̢͎̭̯͎̠͓̽̂̎̊ë̴̺͍̪̮̩͕́͐͛͐͝͠r̵̜̀͂͋̅͘ ̶̱̣͓̜̉͐͛s̵̢̢͇̻̐̿̎͘t̶͚̟̭̲̩͗͛̂̄̕͠ù̴̟̆̏̇̅̚f̵̙͎̜́͗̏̑̕f ͇̪̣̮̬̻̱̩̀, and debilitating cognitive dissonance."
" I'm Serial Designation N!"