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deike

basically, a super large penis that everyone can see but no one really says anything.
"You did you hear Matt had the deike? " "Yeah, but we didn't really mention it. That deike is way too massive."
by Robby_Boy94 November 29, 2020
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Deike

You won’t meet many deikes in your life because it’s a very rare name. She has strong German roots and is therefore very hard drinking. She’s a nice, smart friend with whom you can have a lot of fun.
But she also has to struggle with her own problems. She just doesn’t want to tell others about her problems. So ask her how she’s doing.
by No_plant_should_be_illegal November 21, 2021
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Deckerstar

A ship that will never get in bed together unless hell freezes over
Hey did you see that hell froze over?

Omg! That means Deckerstar finally had sex!
by Lucifannnn June 15, 2019
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Deeker

Someone who generally doesn't really know what's going on at any given time. Originated at Berkeley High School in California.
P1: Did you see that girl throwing herself at Steve? He was totally missing all the signals
P2: That dude is such a fucking deeker
by Silty Clay Loam September 17, 2016
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the upper decker

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water
before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker
by face vol.4 May 23, 2009
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Theo Decker

to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.
Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend

“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”
by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018
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best german thing to say when you’re loosing an argument
“I’ve won in the lottery recently!” “Who” “Me” “No, who asked” “Ich hab deine Mutter in oarsch gefickt”
by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021
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