Deformed Ham 

Someone who is so fat they look like "shapes" instead of a person.

Ryan: Look at that fat bitch over there.

Joel: Oh God! That's gross how can you tell that's a person?
Cub: I'm going to be sick!!!

Joel: What a deformed ham!

Fenno: I'd still hit that.

Deformed Ham by Allinghammer September 27, 2014

deformian 

A person who looks and acts weird to a level that makes you question their belongingness to both society and humanity.

Yo dude I heard that the deformians were getting rowdy on the band bus.

deformian by deformiancentral August 28, 2023

deforktive 

in programming the imperfect or faulty use of the fork() function (e.g. while(true) fork();), or just bad programming in general.

Man this code is really deforktive!

deforktive by mjpalm21 May 28, 2014

John deforeskin 

Someone that has a small dick with a lot of skin.

My girl said her ex had a John deforeskin

John deforeskin by eatmydikandballs December 27, 2019

deforesting 

Taking the natural log of both sides of an equation

// deforesting of ln y = ln (1+x)
y = 1+x

deforesting by theBOXNIK May 11, 2023

super deformed 

In anime and manga, when a character is drawn cartoonishly short, about 3 heads high and has deexagerated limbs (i.e. having mitt-like hands, or long stubs for arms). Characters are often shown super-deformed when characters get in comical situations. Often used interexchangibly with chibi, though technically, they're twoi separate, yet similar things.

super deformed by Danny Sotelo May 4, 2003

Deformed pinkie 

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.

Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!

Deformed pinkie by amanda gyinuss December 24, 2010