deformative
a word used lightly to describe someone who is acting retarded or like they are deformed in some way.
deformative by noodlenose August 30, 2005
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Decorative Towel
Towels that the woman (or feminine man) of the house hangs up for decorative purposes (normally seasonal). You can not dry dishes with them, dry your hands with them, use them after a shower, or look at them too hard unless of course you want to get bitched at.
Woman: Honey where did my decorative towel with the cute snowman go?
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!
Man: I used it to dry off the dog
Woman: WTF!?! THOSE TOWELS ARE TOO NICE FOR YOU TO BE USEING THEM FOR ANYTHING USEFUL!!!
Man: BITCH DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU A THIRD BLACK EYE YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO!!!
Decorative Towel by Fugus June 13, 2012
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deforktive
in programming the imperfect or faulty use of the fork() function (e.g. while(true) fork();), or just bad programming in general.
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Decorative Log
Decorative Log by Barneyfowell June 14, 2016
decorative gourd
THE most useless thing known to man. have you even heard of a decorative gourd? bet you haven't. bet you have seen one. but why do they exist.
person 1: *shows friend picture of a decorative gourd* decorative gourd.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
person 2: thats what those are? ive seen those before. what are they used fo-... oh... bruh.
decorative gourd by Xbox name is LarryTheM0bster September 23, 2020
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Deformation Docking
Sally grabbed Jessica and placed her vagina into her own vagina. Sally said, this is called "Deformation Docking"!
Deformation Docking by DDdocking October 20, 2008
Decorative towels
1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use
2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.
2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.
Decorative towels by Aries7777 January 11, 2017
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