defetus 

An unrealistic mindset that leads a person to believe she can make money simply by giving birth.

An attitude not grounded in reality.

Jake: "I just don't believe that bitch thinks she's gonna get millions just because she can have multiple kids."

Joan:"Yeah. That's what I call a real defetus attitude."

defetus by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

yeetus defetus

when you kick a man in their testicular area, you can make sure they don't have any children.

I got mad at a boy teasing me so I said yeetus defetus and now he probably won't be having kids in a while.

yeetus defetus by yeastus September 25, 2020

Fetus Deletus 

The second most powerful harry potter spell, see Beatus Meatus

GODDAMN IT HARRY STOP PERFORMING ABORTIONS AT SCHOOL
YOU CANT STOP ME FETUS DELETUS!

Fetus Deletus by Xx_SW3G_L33T_PL4Y3R_xX March 2, 2018

Yeetus Deletus 

A nonsensical phrase that is a combination of "yeet" and "delete"
It can be used as a spell in which one extends their hand, pointing at something with a 👌, and screams "YEETUS DELETUS." This immediately deletes whatever you yeets

"blah blah..."
"YEETUS DELETUS"
"guyhirfbsjfdgbjh" *dies*

Yeetus Deletus by Joe Schmo III October 17, 2018

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus 

The better alternative of Go commit die.

You - "Go commit die!"
Me - "Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus!"
You - ...
Me - "oof"

Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus by oofwhy September 16, 2018

fetus deletus 

the wizarding world's preferred way of abortion

"Harry, about last night.... i'm pregnant"
"fetus deletus"

fetus deletus by PobodyisNerfect July 10, 2014

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus 

the most powerful spell used by any mage ever. in 1792 it game ended Hitler by deleting his kneecaps and yeeting them to an alternate dimension where ugandan knuckles is still funny. if you say this to someone they will instantly lose their kneecaps and commit die.

Person: You can't defeat me mortal!
PeRsON 2: YEETUS YEETUS KNEECAP DELETUS NORMIE
Person: *commits death as the russian anthem plays with the bass boosted beyond comprehension*

yeetus yeetus kneecap deletus by Big Stale Meme November 9, 2018