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Defecaloesiophobia 

the fear of painful bowels movements.
'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'
Defecaloesiophobia by sasha December 9, 2003
A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
defecal by Telephony November 22, 2016

mental deferral 

To mentally attempt to remind yourself of something for a later time, rather than writing it down.
You can't recognize that cost on your ledger for this month, you'll have to make a mental deferral.
mental deferral by Scott Burton January 4, 2009

Defecalize (Verb)

Defecalize (Verb)

"I gotta' go defecalize myself..."

Dish Deferral System 

Also known as a dishwasher. The dish deferral system is a major kitchen appliance used to quickly hide dirty dishes. The appliance is rarely turned on, until full, which may take up to one week or until all clean dishes are dirty, hence the term dish deferral system.
Q. Where are all the clean plates?

A. In the dish deferral system, but there not washed yet.
Dish Deferral System by Madidler September 11, 2009

defecalate 

Find the truth, or in layman's terms, to take the crap out of it.
That advertisement sounded too good to be true." "I researched it, and managed to defecalate it.
defecalate by oceanic0809 March 3, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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