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Defecaloesiophobia 

the fear of painful bowels movements.
'i can't go to the bathroom! I just had thanksgiving dinner and i have Defecaloesiophobia!!!'
Defecaloesiophobia by sasha December 9, 2003
A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
defecal by Telephony November 22, 2016

mental deferral 

To mentally attempt to remind yourself of something for a later time, rather than writing it down.
You can't recognize that cost on your ledger for this month, you'll have to make a mental deferral.
mental deferral by Scott Burton January 4, 2009

Defecalize (Verb)

Defecalize (Verb)

"I gotta' go defecalize myself..."

Dish Deferral System 

Also known as a dishwasher. The dish deferral system is a major kitchen appliance used to quickly hide dirty dishes. The appliance is rarely turned on, until full, which may take up to one week or until all clean dishes are dirty, hence the term dish deferral system.
Q. Where are all the clean plates?

A. In the dish deferral system, but there not washed yet.
Dish Deferral System by Madidler September 11, 2009

defecalate 

Find the truth, or in layman's terms, to take the crap out of it.
That advertisement sounded too good to be true." "I researched it, and managed to defecalate it.
defecalate by oceanic0809 March 3, 2011