–noun (verb: defecant)

1. One who conducts the liturgical portion of a service and sings or chants the prayers and parts of prayers designed to be performed as solos while voiding excrement from the bowels through the anus; One who has a bowel movement and sings during the process.

2. One who combines song, esp. classical or religious chants, with taking a dump.

1. The defecantor firmly released the mudpiles from his anus as he melodically recited the "Loquetur Dominus, Introit for Week XXXIV of Ordinary Time."

2. "Rabbi Shlomo Fine, a well respected Hazzan, loves to recite 'Akdamut' as he sprays the porcelain toilet bowls of his synagogue with party favors. He's a true defecantor!"

3. "Dude, my roommate's such a fucking defecantor! Every time he takes a shit, I can hear him singing Psalm 119!!! As soon as he starts I know the bathroom will be tied up for at least an hour. Fucking asshole."

defecantor by Hairy Bungaloo April 8, 2009

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Defranco

To be well aware of all things regarding news and delivered in an amazing fashion.

Did you hear about what happened?
Of course I'm Defranco.

Defranco by sxesaul September 21, 2011

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Defranco

De-Frank-O - is a word that refers to the Latin term "frank" meaning extremely bad in the ass see Badass, which over the course of many generations is now refereed to as simply badass. The Pre-fix de is from the greek word meaning All knowing or wise. The suffix "o" refers to the general math term meaning Everything.

Together it forms "all knowing badass of everthing"

There is currently a nation of these all knowing badass of everthing

You are a Defranco today!

defranco sxephil defranco'd aweome cool awesome

Defranco by CatLover99 September 21, 2011

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vas deferens

the vein/tube that connects the testicles to the prostate gland, and then to the urethra to release semen.
(This IS a real word!)

If you cut off my vas deferens, I will never have babies!!

vas deferens by nasal puff December 28, 2005

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