defeist

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A verb meaning to not be so feisty. Or meaning to calm down.

Person: Oh my god! I'm gonna kill her! Why would she say that?
Matt: Defeist!

defeist by anonymousMSR April 25, 2010

Words you can keep

defestroy

thats what the editors at urban dictionary do when they destroy my hopes and dreams for my future when they defecate all over my submitted definitions

me: i hope the editors of urban dictionary dont defestroy my hopes and dreams by denying my submitted definitions.

5th grader : maybe they should volunteer to pay a few editors from Mensa International

defestroy by Jennni March 7, 2018

Related Words

defeist • defeistifise • defenstrate • Defestivize • defenistrate • defenstration bros • Defestation • DeFester • defestroy • Defistilator

Defestivize

The act of taking down decorations after a party/holiday/celebration and returning to the normal decor.

It's time to defestivize the house now that the holidays are over.

Defestivize by FIDDLESTIXES January 1, 2011

defenstrate

To throw something or somebody out of a window

During the fight, the hero defenstrated the villan from the second floor.

defenstrate by Jake Vincents November 20, 2003

defenistrate

To throw something out a window.

I defenistrated my TV when they canceled the Sapranos

defenistrate by neoliminal August 4, 2007

DeFester

a person who reads into an event, action and implies things that only exist in certain dimensions of altered states of reality.

a conspiracy theorist who believes certain aging, balding, moustached pro wrestlers are relevant to all things in modern society

a suspected homosexual who speaks of wearing sweet interview pants that show off his package yet is generally heterosexual

a person who would have sexual relations with Hulk Hogan

This DeFester at the bar was telling me how because a fan in the crowd at WWE RAW was wearing a yellow shirt that meant Hulk Hogan was restarting WCW.

I was shopping at the mall when this total DeFester walked by with a weight belt around his waist. Seriously my eyebrows were about to be cinged off when his hot wife came up.

DeFester by Dan-ster November 2, 2006

Autoerotic Defestration

The act of throwing yourself out of the window in order to masturbate during the fall to earth ...

I'm so bored with my sex life, I'm considering autoerotic defestration ...

Autoerotic Defestration by Gridwalker April 21, 2009

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026