Jennni's definitions

dickover

What you have when you wake up after sucking dick all night

Marco: "Gilda, Let's go out for breakfast!"

Gilda: "oh honey, i dont feel up to it. I have a serious dickover this morning."

by Jennni January 11, 2019

Dickover

What you get the morning after sucking dick all night... like a hangover

" Hey, a beer cures a hangover. I wonder if more dick sucking would cure Gilda's dickover."

by Jennni June 10, 2018

Christ on a cracker

An older Boomers way of saying, "What the fuck?"

Me: stubs my toe
Also me: "Christ on a Cracker"

by Jennni December 3, 2019

Chastity Syndrome

Constantly telling lies, especially when the truth is better.

Henry, you lie so much. I would bet you have Chastity Syndrome.

by Jennni December 3, 2019

defestroy

thats what the editors at urban dictionary do when they destroy my hopes and dreams for my future when they defecate all over my submitted definitions

me: i hope the editors of urban dictionary dont defestroy my hopes and dreams by denying my submitted definitions.

5th grader : maybe they should volunteer to pay a few editors from Mensa International

by Jennni March 7, 2018

High on Bird Dick

An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.

Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?

Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!

by Jennni March 15, 2018

TBDBCBCB

Bullshit word a guy uses in a text for the sole purpose of fucking with someones emotions because he loves when Person is confused, so he can pretend He was wronged and he can then be an ass!

Guy: See just like every year . TBDBCBCB. Urban dictionary just got one large word bigger. Ain't the only thing bigger that gonna gitsomethin
Person: ok

by Jennni December 24, 2022