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Similar to a defibrillator but with a twist.If you have a descending colon then you will need a defistilator. There are two electrically charged fists which a pressed up against someone's rectum to sort out your colon or internal organs near the anus.
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Fisting 200...

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Fisting 200...
Well done team we've successfully managed to realign his colon.
by Greg jump hi May 17, 2013
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