defalcate

embezzle (funds one is entrusted with)

his incessant desire was to defalcate his friend's money

by sumo2 September 13, 2013

deflate me daddy

A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.

@crankthatfrank deflate me daddy.

by Letmeexplaintoyouathing October 17, 2015

Defecate deficit

Constipated or bunged up.

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'

by Anonymous submissions January 4, 2017

defecate

Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.

Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop

by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

defaecate

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.

The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.

by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver

by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

deflate me daddy

CrankthatFrank is a Youtuber and in a video called I'M GOING WHERE he said that he's Tortoro hat makes his head look like a balloon.

Still he himself does not have any definition for this word except that it has something to do with a balloon. Though it may just be a kinky Dan and Phil thing now dealing with the fact that Frank is a phangirl or how your head resembles a balloon while wearing a hat.

"My head looks like a balloon. Deflate we Daddy."

"I hope nobody writes a phanfiction based on the Deflate Me Daddy. The Hat fic was too much."

CrankthatFrank Phanfiction Amazingphil Danisnotonfire The Hat fic

by MusicGeek69 October 13, 2015