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defalcate 

embezzle (funds one is entrusted with)
his incessant desire was to defalcate his friend's money
defalcate by sumo2 September 13, 2013
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deflate me daddy 

A phrase often used to sound like you are asking someone to do something kinky to you.More common than not,it is said to celebrities.Althought it sounds like a want to fufil a strange sexual urge it is not.If you wish to creep some out this the sentence to use.

Defecate deficit 

'Dude, this defecate deficit is still going strong- I've eaten a kilo of prunes and still no joy. The poor toilet is going to look like Hiroshima when it does finally come. Desperate times require desperate measures so I'm thinking I probably need to gouge it out with a long narrow implement. That reminds me, you should buy a new toothbrush..'
Daily ritual of emptying ones bowels.

NOTE: Should only ever be performed on company time.
Dad always taught me ....."make sure you're always paid to defecate son"

poop
defecate by fretbuzz August 30, 2016

defaecate 

The method by which Government desseminates its political messages.
The Prime Minister proceeded to defaecate in front of the press conference.
defaecate by Luke Dawson April 30, 2004

Deflated beaver 

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated
I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver
Deflated beaver by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

deflate me daddy 

CrankthatFrank is a Youtuber and in a video called I'M GOING WHERE he said that he's Tortoro hat makes his head look like a balloon.

Still he himself does not have any definition for this word except that it has something to do with a balloon. Though it may just be a kinky Dan and Phil thing now dealing with the fact that Frank is a phangirl or how your head resembles a balloon while wearing a hat.
"My head looks like a balloon. Deflate we Daddy."

"I hope nobody writes a phanfiction based on the Deflate Me Daddy. The Hat fic was too much."

CrankthatFrank Phanfiction Amazingphil Danisnotonfire The Hat fic
deflate me daddy by MusicGeek69 October 13, 2015
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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