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Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.
Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener
Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.
Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now
Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019

Deez Nuts 2016 

A fake presidential campaign launched by a 15 year-old kid from Iowa. The campaign is basically meant as a joke, but it is also a statement of frustration over the two-party system and the lack of decent candidates. Oddly some polls have shown Deez Nuts is the most popular independent candidate since Ross Perot
The Deez Nuts 2016 campaign was meant as a joke, but the campaign has brought up some interesting issues. For example Deez Nuts has pointed out the hypocrisy of Fox News for fanning the flames of birtherism in regard to Barack Obama who was born in Hawaii to an American mother and a Kenyan father, but has never questioned the citizenship of Ted Cruz who was born in Canada to an American mother and a Cuban father.
Deez Nuts 2016 by Just_sayin' October 12, 2015
Deez6_9 is a goddess with ultimate rizz powers and is Walter white reincarnated and is the best tiktoker on the app, no one compares.
Deez6_9 is a cutie patootie
Deez6_9 by _squid_ July 13, 2023
Usually a girl who cares for everyone, she has s great sense of humor,has strong belifes and opinions, doesn't really care what other people think, shes beautiful on the inside and outside she belives everyone has beauty within them even if they aren't attractive on the outside . An angel with the most amazing smile. A star that shines and brightens everyone she encounters. Happiness is her middle name -You can't fight her.....she will only win you over.
Deenah is some amazing girl I know, I hope she reads this

Normally a person with long black hair and brown eyes
Deenah by heyitsmeyhihb May 20, 2013
If they say deez change the topic QUICK or else
Friend: you know about deez
You: you wanna get fries
Friend: um sure I guess
Deez by Diamond Carson October 6, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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