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deep tissue 

After getting a massage,the therapist will ask "deep tissue".she gently start fingering the mans asshole
Man:Thank you so much for that my back was really hurting
Therapist:deep tissue?
Man:nah I'm good
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deep tissue tickle

when you finger a girl, and find her g spot then you give it a nice little tickle and let the magic begin. use various speeds for different reactions
when i busted the deep tissue tickle on my girlfriend she moaned and thrusted her hips, humping my hand non stop, until she squirted
deep tissue tickle by rain man #1 August 22, 2009

Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.
Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.
Deep Tissue Dutch Oven by ZoinksS2k September 21, 2014

Deep tissue massage 

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).
Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.

deep tissue massage 

A massage that includes a handjob
That woman offers deep tissue massage so I guess I am going to get a handjob
deep tissue massage by bigolddumbass December 17, 2008

Deep Tissue Vagina Wound 

Any injury incurred by a male that makes him seem like a pansy and/or wimp.
"Hey, slow down, my ankle hurts." "Oh yeah, I forgot about your deep tissue vagina wound."
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