Deep Tissue Vagina Wound

Any injury incurred by a male that makes him seem like a pansy and/or wimp.

"Hey, slow down, my ankle hurts." "Oh yeah, I forgot about your deep tissue vagina wound."

by Jeffinitely August 17, 2006

Cooter Pooch

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

by Jeffinitely June 30, 2011