dectl 

didn't even click the link

Guy 1: Check this out *posts link to article about couple that found worms in their feet after vacation*
Guy 2: That's gross
Guy 3: dectl
Guy 2: Don't
Guy 1: Just look!
Guy 3: Nope
Girl 1: ugh I can't unsse that picture with the worms

dectl by dectl January 30, 2018

Decalcomania 

A real masterpiece written and sung by the legend JUNGKOOK (Jeon Jungkook or 정국, whatever you want lol), you must all listen to it! rn! it's incomplete, we're hoping that JK include it in his mixtape JJK1

Decalcomania, you could search the link in google, if you wanna listen to it.

Decalcomania by Sarra luvs JK April 28, 2021

declarationism 

The legal and moral philosophy in the United States of America which proclaims that the first law enacted by the American Congress is the Declaration of Independence and that the principles set forth within this document are legally the defining factor for all aspects of American government. Declarationism holds the perception that all people are entitled to dignity through Natural-Divine Law, which guarantees the rights to Equality, Life, Liberty, the Pursuit of Happiness and Government by Consent (or just consent). Declarationism also recognizes that these rights belong to all people, not just U.S. Citizens.

Divinity, God, is recognized as existing yet encompasses and transcends the perceptions of the world's religions, including Atheism (i.e. all hold parts of the same truth.) Thus "God" is the force that causes things to exist rather it be by Intelligent Design Theory, Big Bang Theory, Innate Intelligence or other means.

Both the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights were written using Declarationism.

declarationism by SPuebla June 10, 2016

declintonate

the act of losing when well ahead in a race.

big brown and hillary clinton both chose to declintonate towards the end of both their important races.

declintonate by em bee kay June 18, 2008

sweeping declaration 

A broad, and life-changing statement popularized by Marshall Erikson from How I Met Your Mother.

SWEEPING DECLARATION!!!! I AM NEVER GETTING DRUNK AGAIN!

sweeping declaration by Tonight we dance June 10, 2014

Declan McKenna

Soft vegan boi who makes good tunes, is secretly tol and super sassy about politics.

I cry about Declan McKenna 2 to 3 times a day

Declan McKenna by whateven123 January 22, 2017

Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.

"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"

Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023