decert 

decert, the Removal of the horn , rack , antlers or tusk.

de, Latin for remove
cert, Latin for horn.

decerted, certed-ed , past tense
decerting, decert-ing , current tence

Jake was dismayed to find the elephant had been decerted.

decert by dm18 June 9, 2014

Master of deception 

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it

J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

Master of deception by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021

desert jellies 

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

desert jellies by potato goddess September 29, 2020

Deceptathot 

A Deceptathot is the queen of all thots

Eden is the biggest deceptathot i have ever seen it made me throw up.

Deceptathot by Makimo Madrigal October 14, 2017

two identical rocks in the desert 

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

two identical rocks in the desert by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Deceit 

Deceit Sanders (real name unknown) represents Thomas Sanders', well, deceit on the web series Sanders Sides.

"Deceit's a slimy boi, Logan! A slimy boi!"

"To the best of my knowledge, he does not excrete slime."

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"Deceit. Real classy of you to sneak up on a Side in the middle of house-keeping."

Deceit by Deceit Sanders August 13, 2019

Deceit 

One slimy snakey boi with a half snek face who pretends to be your dad but is not.

"Deceit is one slimy boi"

Deceit by ThatWeirdGayGirl December 10, 2018