decrapulate

To be rid of crap, as in, get rid of crap from your life!

I sooooo need to decrapulate my bottom drawer, I need to fit in my new stash of sex toys..!

by Phat Nat March 21, 2008

Decrapitate

An emergancy procedure you perform when you are in an urgant rush to stop defecating. The act of severing one end of a turd from it's other half.

Dude I was taking a dump but someone pounded on the door so I had to decrapitate it.

by Brodsterdex May 30, 2010

Decrapitated

When the body is impacted by an object, of appropriate weight and size, to cause an immediate visceral voiding of the bowels.

Dude1: Hey did you hear what Karl's drunk ass did last night?
Dude2: nahhhhwwww, wtf happened?
Dude1: He claimed that he coulda been an Olympic track star, and Took off in a dead sprint at the back of our fence.
Dude2: Holy shit!
Dude:1 you're right he Shit himself when he tried to hurdle it and landed Gut first and flipped to the other side.
Dude2: Wow totally Decrapitated

by Broham64 December 14, 2021

defragulated

When there are Fraggles present in your hard drive and you do a scan disk to clean them all out.

Susie's computer was working slowly but once it was defragulated and all traces of Fraggles were wiped, it worked much faster.

by Tournikel September 11, 2011

decrapitated

A malaise of the lower bowels. Diarrhea.

I got decrapitated after eating that fast food.

by Trumplodyte December 4, 2018

Degratulate

To belittle someone's achievement.

"Hello, I am amazing and have just got 94% on a test. I also have a penis."
"I degratulate you, for you are far less superior than I. On this very test that you speak of, I got 235% and I have 3 penises!"
"Aw."

by ....Emma.... September 7, 2007

Ecrapulate

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.

William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity October 16, 2008