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mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.
We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

Deathgasm 

1) The feeling of having an abnormally strong orgasm to the point that you fear for your life.
2) A word to describe the look on someone's face just before they die of an incredibly powerful orgasm.
When Rollie sent her boyfriend nude photos, the look on his face could only be described as a deathgasm.
Deathgasm by justanemokid February 24, 2009

Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.
John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.
Deathstar Destroyer by Palisade December 21, 2010

Deathstars 

An awesome Gothic/ Industrial Metal band with booming vocals, amazing guitar riffs and awesome drum beats. they are from Stockholm Sweden and the band consists of five members:

-Whiplasher (Vocals)
-Skinny (Bass)
-Cat Casino (Guitar)
-Nightmare Industries (guitar and keyboards)
-Bone W Machine (drums)

The lyrics of their songs tend to be very dark and badass and may disturb the non death-metal listener. Everybody in the band typically wears all black with heavy makeup and glitter and appear to be well... dead. Incredible band which should be listened to by all!!
Deathstars song Blitzkrieg: Blitzkrieg, Blitzkrieg... F*cking Blitzkrieg BOOM!!!!!!!!
Deathstars by Nick Digital August 26, 2008

DeathCharger 

A word used in a court of law to denounce heterosexuality.

Deathcharger is seen in many homosexual and prison circles as an unprotected "hardcore" sexual act between multiple men, shaved barnyard animals and electrical tape. Not to be confused with the "Don Johnson".
Kerry: " Dude, that Deathcharger party last night broke my asshole."
Terry: " I told you not to put that park bench in your own ass, you should have just watched Buffy with me. "
Kerry: " I know, I just can't get enough of that Viking Deathcharger stretching technique."
Terry: " You wont shit good for a month."
DeathCharger by CheeseDumps January 20, 2011

deathstar 

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.
My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.
deathstar by cazort October 30, 2004